Thursday, December 23, 2010

The REAL Christmas list.

Do we ever really tell people what we want? Maybe not, but there are two shopping days left so feel free to pass it along to all of your rich friends.

1. Electronic Bundle. In the last few months my ipod,camera,and laptop died!!

2. A cloak of invisibility. I promise not to be pervy, I just want to avoid my crazy neighbors.

3. Cooking classes and/or guitar lessons

4. A butler. A cool one, like Alfred. Yeah.

5. A Goonies like adventure.

6. My own carpenter.

7. Laser hair removal.

8. A pontoon.

9. A puffy vest in every color. Its freezing and all I do is drive all day. I can't stand wearing a coat!

10. A scarf for every mood and occasion...oh okay a purse too. If you insist.

11. The acceptance of the siesta in the US.

Happy Shopping :)

Monday, December 20, 2010

Slapping that New Years Baby Right on the Ass

Confession: I am a terrible blogger. Those of you who know me...okay you all do, at least right now, know that I didnt want to blog for a long time for fear of looking like a self indulgent ass hat. Life has had many changes as of late, some good, some heartbreaking and none I felt like sharing here (or anywhere else for that matter).

Confession #2: I hate New Years Eve. It panics me to think of being in my ratty old slippers old and alone with a frozen pizza and a homemade pina colada. Have you ever seen the movie 200 Cigarettes? (On my Christmas list, if youre still shopping haha) I love that movie, it sums up NYE to perfection. A whole lot of fuss and drama for a huge ass let down and in the end, you probably spent the night with the same people you spend every other night with. Watch it, its worth it, you have my gaurantee.

The only let down bigger than NYE is the new years resolution. Most of those are gone before the hangover. That said, in the spirit of trying something new I will be going a little different direction with the blog in coming months. I spent the last 3 days sick, curled up with my dog and looking at craft/foodie websites and just drooling over how colorful and warm they are. I am always working on a project so I figured what the hey, I will start posting some of them here.

While there will still hopefully be funny stories about stupid boys and the ignorant swarms at the pool, here is hoping to liven things up in 2011 both here and in my actual day-to-day. Bare with me, encourage me, laugh with me, mostly pray for me.Share your creativity with me and lets give this a whirl.